no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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You have to summon your inner elephant
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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