You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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