Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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