another moral hangover. fuck.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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