Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I wish you could order shots online.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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