we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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