we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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