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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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