I murdered the dance floor call the cops
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
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are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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