it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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