Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You need Xanax blowdarts
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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