dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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