I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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