I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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