never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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