So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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