Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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