Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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