Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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