bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wish i was in the wii world.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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