You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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