we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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