Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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