have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize