You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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