Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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