she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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