so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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