You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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