I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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