There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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