I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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