Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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