Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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