All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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