i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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