Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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