I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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