Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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