if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I have aggressive nipples.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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