I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
