She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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