It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You made out with two different species that night
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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