Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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