Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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