There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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