Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I think your dad took our porno
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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