He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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