Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great