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Do you want the good news or bad news first?

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bad news

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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.

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(205): Do you want the good news or bad news first? (678): bad news (205): The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos. http://tfl.nu/6wx8

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(407): View more from Florida

Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?

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I hate you

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(407): Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face? (1-407): I hate you http://tfl.nu/nn9u

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."

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(615): He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys." http://tfl.nu/9d5s

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.

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(201): Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties. http://tfl.nu/ddyo

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(301): View more from Maryland

He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"

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Soulmates.

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(301): He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?" (1-301): Soulmates. http://tfl.nu/8tiz

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(302): View more from Delaware

you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.

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he's 29.

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(302): you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son. (1-302): he's 29. http://tfl.nu/ab19

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(647): View more from Ontario

Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"

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(647): Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those" http://tfl.nu/90p2

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(303): View more from Colorado

Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.

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(303): Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird. http://tfl.nu/kz0v

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.

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(920): He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer. http://tfl.nu/1gb8

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(515): View more from Iowa

She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.

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(515): She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped. http://tfl.nu/qksr

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(360): View more from Washington

So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with

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Isn't life beautiful?

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(360): So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with (509): Isn't life beautiful? http://tfl.nu/f406

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.

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(952): Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm. http://tfl.nu/ghbo

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.

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(508): He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is. http://tfl.nu/qf8i

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(502): View more from Kentucky

So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.

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(502): So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina. http://tfl.nu/7j91

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(903): View more from Texas

I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.

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(903): I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything. http://tfl.nu/fkro

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