see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.