He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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