It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize