dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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