He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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