Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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