Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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